Bonsoir!

Am I a hypocrite because I shit on people's lives via tumblr sometimes?

yes I am

this is me not caring…

Okay really? Leave her alone...

Bre Perry is a good person.

So she has her downfalls, EVERYONE DOES. If you can’t deal with her though then grow up and leave her alone. This isn’t freaking elementary school. Welcome to high school guys, some of you are going out into the real world within the next year or so, and acting like this isn’t going to get you anywhere.

Shut the fuck up
Stop being a bitch

P.S. Fuck you

why do all the beautiful guys come here?

checking out that mac? yeah?…. wanna go back to my place? yeah? mmkay…

Also checking out a beautiful ginger

Currently in Best Buy

checking out a beautiful mac… you can’t see it but it’s there

> If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? > > > If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? > > > If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? > > > If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? > > > If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? > > > If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? > > > If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you haveapproved? > > > If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? > > > If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved? > > > > If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? > > > > If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is? > > > > If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite? > > > If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? > > > If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? > > > If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? > > > If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? > > > If George W.. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? > > > So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 5 months — so you’ll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

mailed to me by my grandma

she’s a doll

You know what's really cool?

how lately I’ve been hearing a lot of “I love yous” from like 3 people, but then they’ve all stopped talking to me completely after like a week…

seriously it’s like “hey I haven’t talked to you in a while” “I know……………………………. I still love you”

and in my head I’m like “really? Cool because I don’t, considering when we originally broke up you just stopped talking to me and there was no closure whatsoever” or “Really? Cool because I seem to remember you breaking up with me in the most douchebag-esque way possible” So I say “We should start talking more again” so I can get to know him again and then I don’t hear from him ever again…

this has happened 3 different times this year and it’s in the process of happening again

fuck, where are all the non-douchebag guys? Oh I remember, they don’t like me…

I take that back

because I still make vague posts about current events… HOWEVER, if they are current events it’s done with the intent of someone reading it and thinking “oh, I should stop being a shitass and be a productive member of society for once” without trying to outright embarrass them.

so yeah, vague current events are for fellow tumblr people

I'd just like to point out how I only make vague posts anymore about events that happened at least over a month ago

WHY DID I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!